﹏゛Pls Dun Try It At Home﹏゛

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Yesterday,my relative ask me wan dark coffee anot..that time i thought he so geng,know how to use coffee powder make coffee..Then i ans him "SURE"

After 5 minutes..
= = i wonder y this ppl make coffee take so long time de = = then i walk to kitchen..see wat he doing there..do so long o.o// then i open the door,he use his pity eye look at me...
then following our conversation so funny..

Me: "Woi,wat r u doing..make 1 coffee also so long time!"
Him:"wei..i dun know how to make coffee..."
Me: "Walao ! Then u ask me wan drink coffee anot?I thought u know how to make o.o"
Him:"Aiyo,i thought got 3 IN 1 coffee mah..how i know..jus got coffee powder wor..U try see nice anot la...this cup is u de..no coffee made de.."
(Then he drink his cup got coffee made de coffee)
Him:"Erm,y my coffee taste so sour de?"
Me: "How i know?"
(I din choi him ...n i drink the coffee that he make for me..)
Me: "Walao!wat lai de?so bitter de??"(My face is change into green edi)
Him:"I say jor i dun know make coffee edi mah!"
Me: "Yeeer,this wat lai de..."
Him:"Yoor..put sugar urself la.."
(Fine then he walk back his office d..)

Ater 5 minutes...
U can image how biiter that dark coffee is..i jus drink little nia..after 5 minutes that bitter taste still in my mouth even i keep drink water..
Then i go tell my sis ..

Me: "Wei,Try this..vry nice de.."
Sis:"yeer,wat lai de.."
Me: "Try la..vry nice de..."
Sis:"Dun wan la..i feel not well..wat lai de?"
Me: "neh..ur fren lo..make me stupid coffee..bitter dou ar..."
Sis:"haha..he know make anot de?"
Me: "He say he thought got 3 IN 1 de ar...mana tahu.."
Sis:"Make coffee ask me mah..i so geng de..."
Me: "U go tell him lo = ="
Sis:"Ask him come la.."

(When he come..)
Him:"zo meh"(cantonese)
Sis:"This u make de ar?can drink meh?u see urself"
Him:"aiyooo,i say jor i dun know make jor.."
Me: "She say next time u wan ask her teach u wor.."
Him:"haiya okok la.."
(Then i walk back to my table)

Another 2 minutes later
Him:"Wei,wat ur sis table no?"
Me: "y?"
Him:"Gv me la"

1 minutes later..
Him:"lai la..guai hlp me make a coffee.."
Sis:"wat la..ask me come make coffee gv u.."
Him:"Guai la..hlp me la..i beh tahan drink this sour coffee edi..."
Sis:"Yeeeer///"

(Then suddenly my sis walk out from kitchen n keep laugh.)
Me: "Y?"
Sis:"U know jus he add on wat into his coffee?"
Me: "Wat?"
Sis:"Soya powder...hahahaha"
Me: "lolx?"
Sis:"he thought the soya powder is coffee made,but then jus i ask him izzit flour lai de..then he smell it..then only know is soya powder...haha"

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lolx//stop this topic at here..caz the funny point come out d =X
My Relative thought the soya powder is coffee made..put into his coffee haha..lucky i din ask him add for me..if not = = run toilet lerhx...
P/s:thx his coffee make my stomach feel not well whole night..n even cant sleep well =)
Boys n Girls pls dun it at home if u dun know how to make a cup of coffe..
caz u may be the next mangsa like me or him or mayb u add on flour into ur coffee but not soya powder anymore...hahaha